They're not just killing CHARLIE SHEEN'S "Two and a Half Men" off . . . they're PULVERIZING him. At least that's the rumor.
--On Charlie's last episode, his character Charlie Harper was leaving for Paris with a girl named Rose. Well, on the season premiere, Rose is going to explain Charlie's death at his funeral. And this is what happens . . . allegedly:
--Sources tell TMZ that Charlie and Rose make it to Paris, but during the trip, she catches him in the shower with another woman.
--Then the next day, Rose and Charlie are waiting for the subway in Paris when Charlie "slips" into the path of an upcoming train, which obliterates him in a, quote, "meat explosion."
--TMZ says "the strong inclination was that Rose pushed him and got away with it."
--Most of Charlie Harper's ex-girlfriends will be back for the funeral including JENNY MCCARTHY, who played Courtney . . . a woman who broke up with Charlie when she got tired of having sex with him.
--And get this: JOHN STAMOS will also be there! He'll play an old friend who once had a THREE-WAY with Charlie and another girl . . . and he'll give a raunchy speech at the funeral.
--This is sort of an in-joke, since Stamos was one of several guys who were rumored to be taking Charlie's place on the show.
Charlie Sheen Is Going to Watch His "Two and a Half Men" Funeral:
CHARLIE SHEEN will be watching his character's funeral on "Two and a Half Men". He says, quote, "I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow."
--The premiere airs September 19th.
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