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Michaal Jackson 1958-2009
Click on the picture above to see Michael's rented $38 million mansion!

The Steelers got their Super Bowl rings!

Who am I???

It's Ryan Seacrest!

MALKIN!

Evgeni Malkin's mother's lucky borscht!

1 pound any kind of meat, cubed (approximately 1 1/2-inches)
3 medium baking potatoes, peeled and cubed
1/2 medium head cabbage, cored and shredded
8-ounce can diced tomatoes, drained
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
3 medium beets, peeled and shredded
3 carrots, peeled and shredded
1 teaspoon white sugar, or to taste
3 cloves garlic, minced
6-ounce can tomato paste
3/4 cup water
Salt and pepper to taste
1/2 cup sour cream, for topping
1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley for garnish
Fill a large pot halfway with water (about 2 quarts), add the meat and bring to a boil, reduce the heat and cover the pot. Add the potatoes and bring to a boil. Add the cabbage and the can of diced tomatoes and cook until tender, about 15 minutes.
Heat the oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the beets, and cook until tender. Add the carrots, the white sugar and the raw garlic. Stir in the tomato paste and water until well blended. Add skillet contents to the soup and bring to a boil, cover and turn off the heat. Let stand for 15 to 20 minutes. Taste, and season with salt, pepper and additional sugar, if desired.
Ladle into serving bowls, and garnish with sour cream and fresh parsley.
-- Natalia Malkin, via the Pittsburgh Penguins

George Cloney's NEW girlfriend is 23!

NEW Jon and Kate + 8 Controversy!
A spokesperson from the Pennsylvania Dept of Labor and Industry has confirmed that they are CURRENTLY investigating the "Jon and Kate + 8" show to see if they are violating child labor laws!

"Vanity Fair" is conducting an online poll to determine the Most Handsome Man in the World. Cast YOUR vote HERE!

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2009/06/who-is-the-most-handsome-man-in-the-world.html

The Obama's went on a $24,000 date!
1. The President and Mrs. Obama flew on a helicopter from the White House to the airport to fly on a private jet to NYC, then another helicopter into the city. Two motocades and a lot of security at the restaurant and theater, then two choppers and the jet back to DC...all for $24,000!

Force your kids to study! Lock YOUR kids to the Study Ball!

Here's is Michelle Ross, the woman who is carrying Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's twins!

Eye Candy For The Ladies! Rob Lowe, age 45, Shirtless!

Julia Roberts got her children's names tattooed on here lower back.

Q92.9 at the 2009 Pittsburgh Marathon

Want to Post a Message on John and Kerri's Message Board?

TO AVOID SWINE FLU, DON’T DO THIS!!!

It's Prom Time!

Kerri noticed that Q92.9 afternoon host Zak Szabo looks A LOT like one of the guys in "The Wiggles"...hmmm

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

Dangerous	Safer	Safest	Ultra Safe
What's for dinner	Can I help you with dinner?	Where would you like to go for dinner	Here, have some wine!
Are you wearing that?	You sure look good in brown	Wow! You look great!	Here, have some wine!
What are you so worked up about?	Could we be over-reacting?	Here's my paycheck!	Here, have some wine!
Should you be eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples	Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine!
What did you DO all day?	I hope you didn't over do it today!	I've always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some wine!

Where Do Babies Come From?
Here's a :30 movie that shows it all!

CLICK HERE!

12 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching

Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

Cut, paste and forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...

and men who need a warning…

31 Things Every Man Should Own

Here's Jennifer Aniston's New Boyfriend!
(Kerri's reaction to this photo, "OH!...can we leave that up as our screensaver?")

Gerard Butler!

Here's John in 1989 with New Kids on the Block on the set of Dance Party USA!

Top 10 Things Men Don't Want Their Women To Do

10. Wear Night Gowns
9. Shopping In Slippers
8. Wearing Jean Capri Pants
7. Dress Up Our Dogs
6. Start Scrap Booking
5. Force Us To Wear Christmas Sweaters
4. Let Your Mother Move In
3. Pick Out Matching Outfits
2. Cut Your Hair
1. Gain Weight

Pregnant Belly Art!

You Know You Are Living In 2009 When...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and go get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. u obvi use txt abrevs in everyday convos.
15. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
16. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Who owes you money?
Find out here!

Are you a woman looking for a car?
Beginning next Friday morning, we welcome Suzie Baierl to the Q Morning Show to answer any question about buying a car! Suzie is a mom, a wife, a cook, a maid and a typical, busy Pittsburgh woman...BUT...she can answer any question that you have about buying a car! Just click on her picture to ask her your question!

David After The Dentist!

Do you want to break up with someone over e-mail? Now you can! Here's the website:

BreakUpEMail.com

This is the website John was talking about this morning that ALL women should join...just for a little "head's-up" courtesy to the men in your world!

PMSBuddy.com

Here's the link to the Relationship Compatibility Quiz that John and Kerri took!

http://www.gagirl.com/quiz/relshp-psy.html

Is 40 really the new 30? These stars will all find out this year...
they ALL turn the BIG 4-0!

Our new weekly feature with photos of where our favorite stars live!

Steven Spielberg's beach house in Malibu.

Here's the link to the Relationship Compatibility Quiz that John and Kerri took!
http://www.gagirl.com/quiz/relshp-psy.html

Here's the octuplet mom, Nadya Suleman, one week before delivery!

Kerri beat John on this Frog Game...can you do it? (It will at least let you kill 5 minutes at work!)

http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html

Italian Kids vs. American Kids

Doing what we can in hard times to give your business a boost in Pittsburgh!

Every Thursday morning, it's the John and Kerri

ec “Q” nomic Stimulus Project! We’re doing what we can in hard times to give your local Pittsburgh business a boost. Every Thursday morning, we're going to give one listener a one minute commercial...FREE!

Here are the details!

1. You have to have Q92.9 on in your business!

2. You get to write and announce your own commercial!

3. You get to offer everybody listening to Q92.9 something free or discounted from your business!

That’s it! To get in on the John and Kerri ec “Q” nomic Stimulus Project! To tell us your story, click here!

Ted Matthews