Charlie Sheen to the Rescue!

Charlie Sheen Says There's No Way Brooke Mueller Was Selling Coke . . . Because He Pays Her Too Much Money: 

BROOKE MUELLER is up on a charge of possession of cocaine with intent to deliver.  But her ex-husband CHARLIE SHEEN isn't buying it . . . because he pays her $55,000 A MONTH.

--He says, quote, "With the child support I give her she's gonna deal drugs?  Never gonna happen."

--Charlie also took a shot at the police in Aspen, where Brooke was arrested.  He said, quote, "The cops in Aspen are Keystone on their finest day . . . these are the clowns that let [serial killer Ted] Bundy go."